I'm really struggling right now. I'm still not sleeping at night (but baby slept till 4:30 this morning... I thought that was very Considerate of her). I'm Crazy tired, and whenever I get like this, I just want to eat C foods- Chocolate, Cookies, Chips, Cheese, Coke, Reeses. Whoops! Now how did THAT one sneak in there? I'm telling you, those Reeses are powerful!
Just no cauliflower, please!
I made myself a nice healthy turkey sandwich but the Cravings won't go away! I need junk food or a nap. I'm pretty sure either one will do.
I would now like to share a song called "My Favorite C's."
sing to the tune of "My Favorite Things"
Cookies and Chocolate and Crackers and Candy
Cake that has been doused in great-tasting brandy
Caramel Cupcakes, macaroni and Cheese
These are a few of my favorite C's.
Sweet Creme brûlée or a big bag of Corn Chips
Chips of potato dunked in sour Cream dip
Cups made of peanut butter made by Reeses
These are a few of my favorite C's.
Cream in my Coffee and Crisp apple streudel (why not?)
Cheeseburgers, Corn dogs, and Chow mein with noodles
Chocolate ice Cream on a Cone, if you please
These are a few of my favorite C's.
When the stress hits, when I'm sleepy,
Or just feeling sad
I simply go find some of my Favorite C's
And then I don't feel so bad
(but that is only temporary before I feel fat, depressed, worthless, and sick)
Disclaimer: I never had a corn dog, but I'm fairly certain I would enjoy it. And I don't like chow mein, but it fit in the song.
Slim Sammy you need Snap out of it!! There will be no more singing of your favorite C's, no more playing around, and certainly no more Reeses. No, I'm not the wicked witch of blog world, I'm just trying to help you remember your goal (I forgot , was it to lose 10 lbs by Christmas?) Its ok that you made a wrong turn there for a minute but its time to put the GPS on and find your way back. You can do this!!
ReplyDelete(Did that help? If so, help convince me to get back on track now).
PS. Corn Dogs are delicious!
Yes, drill Sargent!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a very good drill sargent because I actually quite enjoyed your song.
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